inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

(Source: follower, via tittytacos)

peachdango:

the-yolocaust:

when u mom com home and overuse hte joke

and then she make hte spagheti

(via lilbfan)

i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

(Source: bicorn, via aratherfunnyblog)

jecjujubeans:

when i was like 9, my mom came up to me and said, “i know you know there is no santa clause, but can you pretend there is for your brother?” and that’s how i found out santa was fake. 

(Source: oh-holy-moses, via beyoncesbackside)

meowbella:

IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn

(Source: f0xface, via paging-doctorfaggot)

baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

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