when u mom com home and overuse hte joke
and then she make hte spagheti
i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
when i was like 9, my mom came up to me and said, “i know you know there is no santa clause, but can you pretend there is for your brother?” and that’s how i found out santa was fake.
IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn